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Kitty Caught

Gunsmoke · October 16, 1954 · 28 min · 2,600 words

The transcript of “Kitty Caught”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast October 16, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Guns, smoke. Brought to you by L and M builders with the miracle tips. King size, regular. Both at the same low price. The charge city and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's where the U.S. Marshall and the smell of gun smoke.

Well, on United States, Marshall, the first man they look for and the last they want to meet.

It's a chancey job. That makes a man watchful. Anybody here this morning?

I'll just see. They can have any eating food. Oh, the girls are gross at all in Kansas. The girls are gross at all in Kansas. The girls are gross at all in the boys. Oh, they love them all.

Oh, what's this? Oh, well. And they marry them all in the fall in Kansas. Oh, that's the poor one. It's the day done. Oh, well, what's a pull-away to start today, Matt? I got nothing in the morning.

Oh, getting up the way you do, maybe it is, my children. But not out on the prairie. Oh, the little birds are. Well, started you off being a happy little bird this morning. Oh, where's Chester? I'd rather talk to him.

Well, he's due back any time. He's due back? Yeah, he took a prisoner over to Wichita a couple of days ago. He'd be all sure if I'd have known that I'd have gone with him, Matt.

What for? Oh, just to get out of dodge for a while. Well, you've been out of dodge for the last two days. Oh, yes. Well, delivering a baby in a mud dugout isn't exactly what I was thinking about, man.

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