Kick Me
Gunsmoke · November 28, 1953 · 25 min · 2,944 words
The transcript of “Kick Me”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast November 28, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Now post-toasties the heat-good conflicts is proud to present Gun smoke Undod sitting in the territory on West There's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers And that's with a US Marshall and the smell of gun smoke gun smoke The story of the violence that moved West with young America the story of a man who moved with it
Matt Dillon United States Marshall Say there, next time you hear a crackling noise in your kitchen, better get up and investigate. Maybe somebody just couldn't wait for his breakfast of crackling crisp post-toasties. And that's a treat you shouldn't miss.
Post-toasties, you know, are the heat-good corn flakes. Why, after one taste, I'll bet anything you'll agree with me. Post-toasties is just the best thing that's happened to corn since the Indians discovered it. Nothing quite like sweet, Colonel Cornflavored when it's toasted right in.
Toasted in the crisp, fresh cornflakes. Man-oh-man-that's post-toasties! Keep good cornflakes. Better try them. And now, gun smoke, starring William Conrad. I figure it'll take us to drive this herd into duds after we cross the simmer on Larson.
Well, it depends on how hard you want to push him, Brad. I hired you because I ain't been up here before. How far is it to dodge? Oh, 50 miles, maybe. All right. Five easy days then.
I don't want to bring them steers in two poor. It's the men that's got poor this trip, not the steers. Oh, there's a lot of juice left in the men. Too much, maybe. They want them, though.
Look at them. It's that old Indian that rode in a while ago. They're just having a little fun with him. I'd better take it easy. Don't tell him how many warriors he's got waiting somewhere.
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