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Custer

Gunsmoke · November 21, 1953 · 25 min · 3,095 words

The transcript of “Custer”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast November 21, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now sugar crinkles the sugar rice treat that's just right sweet is proud to present gun smoke round odd setting in the territory on West There's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers and that's where the US Marshall and the smell of gun smoke Smoke the story of the violence that moved West with young America the story of a man who moved with it

Matt Dillon, United States Marshall. Take it easy, Mom. You know your young folks are going to eat when you give them sugar crinkles for breakfast. Yes, boys and girls love sugar crinkles. And no wonder it's the sugar rice treat that's just right sweet.

Makes breakfast more fun than a circus. Now, the reason sugar crinkles suit young folks to a tea is this. Some sugar-coated cereals they tried seem too sweet. Others don't seem sweet enough, but when they dipped their first spoonful of sugar crinkles, they've discovered a sugar-coated cereal that's just right sweet. And say those young folks of yours

loved to dip into the pack and eat sugar crinkles as a smack too, so better get several packages and now gun smoke starring William Conrad. I got a horse's saddle, Mr. Dylan. I'm so hungry I could eat a whole hog. Well, the hog you got this morning's cooking on that

stick right there, Chesapeake. Is it done? That depends on how hungry you are. It's done. It'll be good to get back to Dodge tonight and sleep in bed again. Civilizations made you soft, just a maybe so but I get mighty tired using my back for matters and my belly for covering to. Obviously just a you were born for greater things than rooting around on the prairie and

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