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Professor Lute Bone

Gunsmoke · November 14, 1953 · 25 min · 3,063 words

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Now post-toasties, the heap-good conflict, is proud to present... Gun smoke. Undod setting in the territory on West. There's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers. And that's with the US Marshal and the smell of...

Gun smoke. Mm, smoke. The story of the violence that moved West with young America. The story of a man who moved with it. Matt Dillon.

United States Marshal. It's easy to do your whole tribe a big favor, mother. Just for every big and little Indian in your camp, a breakfast bowl full of post-toasties. Post-toasties, you know, are the heat-good corn flakes.

They're the best thing that's happened to corn since the Indians discovered it. Fresh as fresh can be. Say post-toasties are cracklin' crisp. Sweet kernel corn flavor. Toasted. That's post-toasties. Postosties are packed with nourishment too. A bowl of postosties with sugar and milk helps your big braves and little Indians start the day right. Get postosties soon. And now,

gun smoke starring William Conrad. Here's stranger and dodge, Marshall. Well, I've only been gone in a week, Sam. Hey, you got any rye left?

over there has got the last bottle marshal. Oh, I have some to my when Santa P gets in. Good. Meanwhile, I'll see if I can talk Kitty out of a drink. Sure. I heard you were back, Matt.

How are you? You've been saving that bottle for me, Kitty. You know, I never drink right. Thanks. It's like, of course, as I've been to civilization in the week. You fine with your after? Yeah, I found him.

Yeah. What's that stuff you're drinking? This? Here. Keep the bottle on the floor. It looks better. Let me see that. Professor Bones' wonder medicine celebrated vegetable pulmonic detergent. I hope it tastes better than it reads, getting it.

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