How to Kill a Friend
Gunsmoke · October 3, 1953 · 30 min · 3,831 words
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Post-Toasties, the heat-good cornflakes, is proud to present Gun-Smoke, a round-dod city and in the territory on West. There's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers. And that's with a U.S. Marshal of the Melov.
Gun-Smoke. Gun-Smoke, the story of the violence that moved West with Young America, the story of a man who moved with it, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. Say there, next time you hear a crackling noise in your kitchen, I better get up and investigate.
Maybe somebody just couldn't wait for his breakfast of crackling crisp post-toasties. And that's the treat you shouldn't miss. Post-toasties, you know, are the heat-good corn flakes. Why, after one taste, I'll bet anything you agree with me.
Post-toasties is just the best thing that's happened to corn since the Indians discovered it. There's nothing quite like sweet kernel corn flavor when it's toasted right in. Toasted into crisp, fresh corn flakes. Man, oh man, that's post-tosties.
Heat good corn flakes. Better try them. And now, gun smoke, starring William Conrad. That's saying much of a room, quarter. Take a look out the window, it ain't much of a town.
Wouldn't need a whole lot more dust down there. couldn't see dodge at all. That'd be an improvement. That things will work out. I always have, haven't they? You got a short memory, Carter. Didn't work out so good up in Deadwood. Well, at least we didn't get shot. Now, things will go better here. I hope so. What kind of lawman they got here,
I wonder. Well, we'll soon find out. It ought to be along any minute now. I sent word we'd like to have a talk right away at the hotel here. By the way, Carter, who's going to do the talk in this I'll do it. It must be him.
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