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The Round-Up

Gunsmoke · February 14, 1953 · 29 min · 4,015 words

The transcript of “The Round-Up”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast February 14, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Around Dodge City, entered the territory on West. There's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers. And that's with a U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. Gun smoke, starring William Conrad.

The story of the violence that moved West with young America. The story of a man who moved with it. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. Easy, heavy, Matt. Somehow it was easier carrying him up to your office and back down doctor Where are you gonna put me mister Dylan?

Yeah well on the couch here I guess You be alright there Chester? Oh yes it is, it will be fine Good I'm sure sorry I'm so much trouble Chester next time try to land on just one foot Even if you break a leg I know A man's in a terrible fix when he springs both ankles

I'm sure he is, Doc. I don't know what I'm going to do. I know what you're going to do. You're going to stay right there on that couch. You're going to sleep there, too. Maybe, Doc, and I'll bring you in something to eat every day or two.

Oh, no. It's better than you deserve. I know. I've been a saying over and over to myself, Chester, you fool you. Well, the wages are so interesting. You were lucky to get off as easy as you did.

The way I heard that. Come on, Chester. Tell us what really happened. But I did tell you, I was looking out this second story when the admirer and the view, so to speak. And the next thing I knew, I fell.

That's all right onto the street. He didn't say, whose window to stand? In Texas, doctor. A gentleman don't mention such things. You ain't in Texas. Well, sometimes we should never laugh. Like now? Yes, like now.

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