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No Indians

Gunsmoke · March 26, 1961 · 24 min · 2,312 words

The transcript of “No Indians”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast March 26, 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers of the spoilers, and that's where the US Marshal and the Smullower William Conrad were young Americans. And the story of a man who moved from the United States Marshal.

It's a chancey job, and it makes a man watchful. There's something new at Sota Pounds today. People are saying... That's me, please. That's me, please. You say it too when enjoy a life-cleaning tasting fountain, Pestacola.

Bad me, baby. More tea than cheese. Say pepsy, please. Now it's pepsy. I'll go to the kitchen again. Sure like to meet whoever's around the kitchen in this place. Oh, why, Kitty?

A crook that can make antelope stew taste like prairie dog. That'll be something to say. Well, at least it's hot. No, it's not. Well, mine is. You're forgetting it. Don't hack that bowl of chili peppers in yours.

Yes, boy, O'Kitty, Dodgers. They're six months, four years ago. A little bit, O'Kitty. I thought... Oh, it ought to... ...here we'll read what they call it. Then I went to bed. At noon? I was up on O'Kitty.

I was at the brand place. Oh, Mrs. Brad have a baby? Yes, boy. That's five I've delivered out there. Seems to me it's about time they gave you one. No, no, thanks. I've got enough trouble all by myself.

But I'll tell you something, man. It's got so I'm afraid to be driving under the prairie at all. You know, Indian? I ran into Sam Butler, just outside there. He rode in with his whole family and all his belongings loaded under his wagon.

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