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Sweet and Sour

Gunsmoke · March 12, 1961 · 20 min · 2,213 words

The transcript of “Sweet and Sour”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast March 12, 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the God City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's where the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. During William Conrad, the story of the violent that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, the United States Marshal, the first man they looked for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancey job, but it makes a man watchful. At a little lonely.

I sure will be glad to get back to dog, Mr. Jones. I owe it to you, cause a nice con, Chester. You like it much next time you can come along. I got no business here, Emily.

It's almost over, Chester. The train leaves about ten minutes. I've been worried all morning, for fear we'd miss it. That's gonna be a long ride, Lee. Wait outside here, you'll all aboard. You sure do hate stepping down, don't you?

I like fresh air, but you can get on if you want. No, no, no. You could be finding us a couple of seats in them. The train guarantees a seat to everybody who buys a ticket.

Well, I was only trying to give you an excuse to get off your feet, Chester. Well, I ain't retired at all at the... Well, fine, dude. Look what's coming. Where? You're under. I don't know.

They're right pretty girl. She is, ain't she? You reckon she's going to dodge too? Oh, why don't you ask her? Oh, why didn't you still not even know her? I was not going to stop him.

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