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The Big Con

Gunsmoke · November 13, 1960 · 28 min · 3,884 words

The transcript of “The Big Con”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast November 13, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's where the U.S. Marshall and the spell of gun smoke. William Conrad, the story of the violence that moved West with young America, and the

story of a man who moved with it. I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshall, the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. a chance job that makes a man watchful at a little lonely.

Maybe you're about to hit the jackpot. Maybe you're on the point of inheriting half a million or finding oil. Chances are, though, that none of these lovely things will happen. Chances are, if you want a bonanza in the future, you'll have to save it up. Now, there are a number of ways to do that. Some people stuff their mattresses, stash their cash behind a loose

brick in the fireplace or slip it under a floorboard. None of these methods makes sense, because money so stored isn't making a sense for you not only that if they get lost or stolen wouldn't you rather your savings made more money for you wouldn't you rather have them that's proof lost proof in every way of course you would

and you can the united states savings bondway through the payroll savings plan where you work for the bond of our plan where you bank three dollars will get you for on maturity every time nice thing of all it's literally impossible to lose your money If a lady shreds your bonds into confetti and drops them out the window, you can recover your cash plus interest in United States savings law.

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