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The Imposter

Gunsmoke · July 24, 1960 · 24 min · 3,147 words

The transcript of “The Imposter”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast July 24, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the town Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. During William Conrad, the story of the violence that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancey job, and it makes a man watchful. And a little lonely. I have to come with me, Chester.

I'm coming with you, darling. Keepin' up as best as you can. If I saw the comption you got, you're better off back at the office. Well, just let me rest a little bit, but you don't.

What's the matter? Are you sick? I just ain't got no smoke to me these days. What have you seen, Doc? Oh, man. Oh, last time I asked you to give me a tonic. give me a tonic he wanted to charge me a whole dollar for it and that they would make no guarantee it to me luck Chester I'm only going to the

telegraph office is no need for you to come along now I don't want to share my job would you go back to the office and lie down I couldn't do that myself lying down to the best cure I know for being tired Chester no sir it ain't pardon me that that's one of the worst thing a body can do lay yourself down when he's

It is. Just me, I get to hear myself breathing so hard, I own the how hard I am, and it just clean wears me out listening to me breathe. Now I do declare. What? What?

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