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Kitty Accused

Gunsmoke · June 12, 1960 · 29 min · 3,739 words

The transcript of “Kitty Accused”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast June 12, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. Gun smoke, starring William Conrad, the story of the violence that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, the United States Marshal, the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. a chance they job and it makes a man watchful. Don't these spare ribs look tasty? Tell you secret, son, one your grandma taught me.

The meat your cooking is only as good as the barbecue sauce you use. And to make the most mouth-watering barbecue sauce ever, put a little French's Worcestershire right into it. There's more than 15 spices and ingredients of French's Worcestershire, one better than the other. There's all the right things to bring out the best flavor in a hot

or a sweet barbecue sauce. Huh? What's that Billy? Say, Mama uses French's Worfshire right from the bottle. Ha ha ha. It's good that way, do you, son? Alright, kids, come and get it. Heh heh. Here's a special offer.

Get 12 delicious new barbecue sauce recipes. Just write barbecue book box 56. That's box 56 Rochester, New York. Well, it doesn't look like your customers are in any hurry to go home tonight, Kitty. They're really roaring.

It must be the sign of the moon or something. Well, whatever it is, it's good for business. Yeah. But I'd settle for a little piece and quiet right now. You're all right with me if I all went home.

Well, I can take a chance. Oh, no, I didn't mean you, Matt. I have another drink. No? I don't think so, Kitty. Oh, Matt. Don't worry about it, Kitty. I'm tired and I just want to turn in.

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