Ball Nine, Take Your Base

with a U.S. Marshal and the Smolow Continental Spot like this. I just can't understand it.

I think you've got it all wrong. It's kind of an honor. And I'm just proud to know, though. I don't listen to him, Chancellor. Just hold up that looking glass. Well, I try this thing on.

How's this? Just a little bit to the... Hold it, David. Right there. You're not going to wear that. What's the matter with you two are pretty smug, Doc? Well, Doc, you anyone with an ounce of brains knows that an umpire wears a stone-type act.

Well, yes, but that's Arthur Minkers undertaking, huh? And it happens to be the only one in town. Looks like to me that Minkers trying to promote a funeral. Well, wait a minute, let me look at this.

Yes, you're right, yes, I hate to admit it, but it does look kind of silly. We've won one point anyway. Anyway, I just yeah, maybe you step next door to the depot and see if anything came for me on the evening stage I sure what was expecting? Well, I sent back to the Brooklyn Eagle for a copy of Chadwick's rules

Well, why you got the boys book a game the rules all in there Chester Yes, sir. Don't argue with the Empire. Oh sure, but anybody knows rules. Oh, he expects me to Empire If you don't know the rule, we've got to know.

That's just it. Matt, what in the world have you got such a long faceful? You're not really expecting trouble. Well, yes I am, Doc. But why? I just can't seem to get it through your head that baseball isn't the same game you keep talking about.