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Beat 'Em or Burn 'Em

Song · George Hormel · 1982 · 2 min · 122 words

The transcript of “Beat 'Em or Burn 'Em”, an episode of George Hormel from 1982. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays George Hormel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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To be the star of the world that is lost Could it be that our love is star crossed? Whoa! I should miss getting my salad tossed You are my fries in your shape Makes me share them You're a happy Nielsen from above And this drive through heartlight Delivered by heavenly smoke So do I

You know, I've got six or eight of these things. Would I stand a chance with them? Well, there's no problem. If you had a gun, shoot him in the head. That's a sure way to kill him.

Get yourself a clubber of torts, beat them or burn them. They go up pretty easy. Are they slow moving teeth? Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up.

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