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Monster Hootenanny

Song · Gene Moss · 2 min · 174 words

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Boy, come from Transylvania With a black cape and a hat And every night when I go out I turn into a bear Oh, vampires Don't you cry for me Was I come from Transylvania? I'm Count Dracula, you see You be a vampire bat Bailaboy, bailaboy Can you be a vampire bat?

Chattering bailab I can be a bad that night when the moon is shining bright, but right now I cannot leave my coffin. Foulting Godzilla. Foulting Godzilla. You are a monster from under the sea. Then you come into town.

You kill everything for miles around. You'll come up all team, Godzilla, with me. Well, I've been working on a monster. All the mid-long night. And even though he is all finished, I'm in an awful life.

I can't shoot him full of electrodes. He lies there, cold and still. If you could have my liquid power Of course I forgot to pay the bill to vampires Don't you cry for me As I come from Transylvania I'm counteracular You see?

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