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49-xx-xx ep03 Todd Ford

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Front tier town the saga the roaring west El Paso Cheyenne powder river toon stone Tier town is the adventurous story of the early West the tamed and the untamed from the pakos to powder river John City to poker flat these are the towns they fought to live in and lived to fight for

teaming crucibles of pioneer freedom afraid of them. Froncad! Howdy. I'm Chad Remington.

Never heard of me? Well, a lot of folks have never even heard of the town I come from. Dos Rios means two rivers. And if Dos Rios sounds peaceful, well, it's no more peaceful than any other frontier town.

Good folks and bad, God-fearing and evil. I know because not only am I a ranch, but I'm also the town's only lawyer. Take the other day I was perched on a kegohorshule nail, swapping yarns with Cherokee or granite out in front of his livery stable, ragging him about the time he used to be a medicine man.

I'm gonna chat, no good lawyer to say a thing like that. No sir, that there is slandered, liable to bait him. Oh, go on. That genuine Cherokee Indian rattlesnake oil you used to peddle couldn't cure a hoptote of warts.

My friend, and I'm giving you the best of it, my rattlesnake oil was an absolute and positive cure for 376 diseases of men and bees. And guaranteed. Guaranteed, he says. My father hadn't saved you from that necktie party.

What's wrong, Chad? What are you staring at? That ride I had in this way, you notice how he slumped over in the saddle? Tanned my hide and called me Buck scared. What do you think's wrong with him?

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