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49-xx-xx ep02 His Name Is John Smith

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Brunt-tier town, the saga the roaring west. Brunt-tier town, El Paso, Cheyenne, Powder River, toonstone. Brunt-tier town, this is the adventurous story of the early west, the tamed and the untamed. From the pakos to Powder River, Dodge City to Poker Flat, these are the towns they fought to live in and lived to fight for, taming crucibles of pioneer freedom.

Brunt-tier town! If you're ever in Dos Rios and need a lawyer, you might look me up.

In a cow town or frontier town, I don't need much of an office. But if you really want to find me, my one room suite is upstairs over Cherokee O'Bannon's livery stable. There's a sign out on the side alley with my name on it, Chad Remington.

Now, I don't want you to think there's not much for a country lawyer to do in Dos Rios, because we're the type of people who've settled the frontier and whose places sprawl over it we got all kinds the good and meek loud and leathery take just last week for instance not only did I get a client but I earned myself plenty of trouble came close to being shot to death

I guess the best place to start is when I was over at Judge Fillmore's house chatting with the judge and enjoying a few understanding smiles and looks from his daughter Livia. Chad no matter what you and I and Libby think about it we've got about as much real law out here on on the prairie as a porcupine has pin feathers.

Well, you know, I don't always agree with my father, judge or not, but this time I must. Well, Livia, I don't disagree with you two film wars, but I feel we can't just accept the facts because of facts.

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