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The Actress

Frontier Gentleman · March 23, 1958 · 24 min · 3,165 words

The transcript of “The Actress”, an episode of Frontier Gentleman first broadcast March 23, 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Frontier Gentleman plays Frontier Gentleman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's amazing what a man will do to himself over a woman, and still more amazing what a woman will do to herself over a man. This story happened in Virginia City, Montana Territory. Frontier, gentlemen!

Herewith an Englishman's account of life and death in the West. As a reporter for the London Times, he writes his colorful and unusual stories. As a man with a gun, he lives and becomes a part of the violent years in the new territories.

In just one minute we will bring you this latest report from the Frontier Gentlemen. What are you stopping here, poor Clark? The country club is still half-mile away. I know, Scarlet, but I don't want to drive up to the club in this low-priced car.

But the snow is six inches deep and I'm wearing my ballerino slippers. Well, you'll just have to hoof it, baby. I'm not driving any produce. I hear much too big for Biggyback. Oh, this snow is cold.

Take bigger steps. Oh, that won't help. Why don't you get a big car like a swept wing Dodge? A Dodge? I can't afford a big car like that. Oh, yes you can. Even though Dodge is a big car, it's priced below 59 different models of the low priced field.

What? You mean I can own a big swept wing Dodge for less than I paid for my car? That's right. And you get all that big car ruinous and big car luxury. With a dog, you get all the car you're paying for.

Okay, Scotty. Let's forget the dance, dear. You can go see our dogs, dealer. Oh, wonderful darling. On these cold feet who could dance anyway? Now, starring John Dana, this is the story of J.B. Kendall, frontier gentleman.

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