35-xx-xx ep36Yellowstone Park

Frontier Fighters, foot march of those whose daring deeds of exploration and trail-breaking save for posterity the glorious West.

Among those who first saw the wonders of Yellowstone Park and tried to convince an unbelieving scoffing world were John Coulter and the famous scout Jim Bridger. As our story opens, the year is 1849. To the editor of a leading Western newspaper and a group of hangers on, Jim Bridger is saying, Bill, any man that'll print what I say about Yellowstone will go down in history.

But Jim, Bridgian, I'll just sleep on some of that stuff you told me. Major, I'm a curious fella. What I'm about to say ain't no slower on your veracity, but do you expect a full grown man to believe your history?

It's gospel that I hooked a trout in the lake, swung it around, Let it fall in a pool of oil and water, and cook it right on the line. Haha hahaha hahaha... I blame him if he left.

Hehaha yes, heh. Hehahaha yes... See, in his belief that even his sum of you jokers did. Heh? Hehah? Heh? Hehah? Hehah. Hehah? Hehah. Hehah. Heh. Heh! Hehah! Hehah! Hehah! Hehah! Heh! Hehah! Well, that fish story ain't the biggest one for old Jim Stoddess.

No, sir. Not by a long way. It's about that hard, Clifford glass. So clear you can see clean throat. And the one about hoarding that prick and the horses whoop have been spooked inside by the time he got to the shore.

Oh, no, Jim. I came here to give the editor this newspaper little historical fact but I reckon you ain't ready for the truth yet. Well I guess it's time for me to be hitting out for home.