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Homecoming

Fibber McGee and Molly · April 9, 1940 · 28 min · 3,947 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glocote present Marion and Jim Jordan as Fibber McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.

The show opens with, oh, what you said. Most likely, no one made what they firmly believe to be dramatic history in Hollywood on the Lux Theater of the Air. And here,

Blowing with triumph and swelled with success, eagerly looking forward to the plotits of their friends. Here, speeding homeward as fast as modern streamline transportation will carry them. Yes, here on the bus, approaching with Pufista, we find Fiverr McGee and Molly.

Any sandwiches left, Molly? Well, let me see. Yes, dearie, just one. Boy, it's lucky we're almost home. We'll just about make it. Just one sandwich, you say, huh? Yes. Do you want to dig in?

Oh, no, no, no. You go ahead and have it. No, no, you have. No, you. No, you. Oh, stop this. Why don't you have it, Molly? Well, I don't know. Aren't you hungry? Oh, I can wait.

Well, I'm so can I. What kind of a sandwich is it, Molly? I'll take a look. It's ham. Oh, ham, huh? With mustard? Let's see. Yes, with mustard. You don't like them with mustard, do you, Molly?

Whatever gave you that idea. That's the only way I do like a ham sandwich. Oh, well, well, well, Shucks go ahead and eat it then, Molly. Unless it's too stale by now. I'd hate to have you eat a stale sandwich.

Personally, I don't mind stale bread. I kind of like it, in fact. I do too. You do? Let's feel of it. Say that ain't so stale. I know I had it wrapped up pretty well in wax paper.

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