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Molly's Chinchilla Coat
Fibber McGee and Molly · February 27, 1940 · 28 min · 4,042 words
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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-following Glowcoat present Marion and Jim Jordan as Fiverr McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with Louisiana Hayride.
The Man comes this haunting question. Button, button who's got a button. And here with a buttonless shirt in his left hand
and pointing an accusing finger at his spouse with his right, we find Weber McGee and Molly. I'm getting pretty tired of finding my shirts with no buttons on them. Do you realize, Mrs. McGee, that this is the third time that this has happened?
When were the other two times? Well, once was in June, in 1908, and the other time was 19... No, that was... Well, let's see. See, 1917, the army turned me down on a count of flat feet.
In 1918, they took me anyway. It was a 1919. That's when it was. It was never mind. Let me miss on basket. I'm so button on that shirt. Okay. Wow. Is this just a sewing basket?
Look at the stuff you got in it. A reader's digest, bag of gumdrops, deck of cards, a radio script, a compact. Well, look. A hard-boiled egg. That's a chinaig foolish. I use it to darn socks.
Well, I wish you'd keep our scripts and our eggs in different places. Oh, come on, Molly, hurry up. I gotta get downtown on important business. What important business? I don't suppose you think it's important who's gonna be the next president of the United States.
Well, certainly it's important, but what have you got to do with it? I'm gonna meet the fellas in front of Joe's tavern and we're gonna discuss it. I see. The pool room primary. You always... Oh, Maggie.
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