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Fibber McGee and Molly · December 14, 1943 · 29 min · 4,495 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's Car New, and Johnson's self-polishing blow coat present Fibber McGee and Molly written by Don Quinn with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra.

There's a phrase I've used before on this program, Wax Housekeeping, and I'd like to mention it again tonight. It helps explain why for over 50 years you've found Johnson's Wax to be increasingly helpful.

When you think about it for a moment, you'll realize that that package of wax on your shelf is not just a product, it's a method of housekeeping, a means of protecting all kinds of surfaces all over your home, a way to save you hours of work all through the year, and still have

such beautiful floors, furniture, and woodwork that your friends envy you. When you apply Johnson's wax to wood, leather, and metal surfaces, you're protecting them with an invisible but tough shield, a shield which guards them against wear and dirt.

When you polish that wax shield, your floors and furniture glow with rich mellow beauty, beauty that increases with each application of Johnson's wax. When you consider the many extra uses for this wax throughout your home, you'll understand what I mean by wax housekeeping.

With genuine Johnson's wax, either paste, liquid or cream. Here's from now. Fifty years from now, the old timers in Westphylvista will speak of today in terms of the plizzard of 43.

Undaunted by blasting wind and sub-zero temperature, the squire of 79 is about to brave the elements. As we meet, Fiverr McGee and Molly. Hand me my muffler, Molly. The plaid one. You got the plaid one on.

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