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Paying Water Bill

Fibber McGee and Molly · November 16, 1943 · 29 min · 4,588 words

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The Johnson Wax Program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's Car New, and Johnson's Self-Folishing Blowcoat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra.

Before we go on with the show, I'd like to make an important announcement. Apparently there are some people who think you can't buy Johnson's Wax products today. I don't know how such a rumor got started, but I do want you to know that you very definitely can buy these famous Johnson products, taste and liquid wax, self-polishing glowcoat, cream

wax, and car-new auto polish. It may be that your dealer doesn't have all sizes at all times, but he gets his fair share of the supply, and he will give you your fair share. It's true that the makers of Johnson's wax are turning out millions of packages of protective finishes for war uses and are proud of it.

But by stepping up production and without interfering with the war job, they are also able to make good quantities of the Johnson's wax polishes that are so important for protecting your floors, furniture, woodwork, and leather goods. You can help by not wasting any wax.

Use it sparingly because a little goes a long way. Well, sir, if there's anything we love to see, it's the thoughtful little curdices of courtship extended into married life. The way a man leaps up to open a door for his wife.

The way he hands her a dropped handkerchief with a smile and a graceful bow. The thousand and one tend to little ways he waits on his beloved. For instance, here are Fiver McGay and Molly.

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