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Cigar Ashes

Fibber McGee and Molly · October 26, 1943 · 29 min · 4,585 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's Car New, and Johnson's self-publishing blowcoats present Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingspin and Billy Mills Orchestra.

Doing your house cleaning, I'm sure you don't say to yourself, I'm doing this so my family will have a clean, sanitary home to live in.

And yet that thought is undoubtedly in the back of your mind all the time. And I'm sure that's one of the reasons so many women have adopted the wax method the dohouse keeping. A waxed home is a clean home and a clean home is sanitary and healthy.

It's easier to keep out dust and dirt when floors, furniture and woodwork are regularly protected with a gleaming coat of Johnson's wax. All of these surfaces can be kept dirt free with a great saving of time and work. Of course it is true that the primary function of wax is to protect these surfaces against wear as well as against dirt. And it's also

true that nothing gives greater charm and beauty than the polished surfaces that you'll find in every home that's protected and kept clean and sanitary with the regular use of genuine Johnson's wax-paced liquid or cream.

Havana is noted for three exports, rum, the rumba, and good cigars. The squire of 79 wish for Vista doesn't care for rum. His hips aren't geared for the rumba, but a good cigar, ah, Just sniff the air as we meet, Fibber McGee and Molly.

Boy, take a look at that cigar, Molly. Ain't that a beaut? What's the beautiful about it? Well, the color for one thing, and the fragrance. Boy, if you could bottle that like perfume, you'd have every guy over 20 in the country, daven't it behind his ears.

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