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Misplaces Christmas Money
Fibber McGee and Molly · December 15, 1942 · 29 min · 4,379 words
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The Johnson Wax program was Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glo-coats present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.
The show opens with O-G-O Joy. Last week on this program I mentioned something that caused a good deal of comment. I said, a waxed house is a clean house, and a clean house is a sanitary-healthful one, do you remember?
You remember? Well, it seems that quite a few people have not fully realized that when they wax their floors, furniture and woodwork regularly with genuine Johnson's wax, they are actually doing a good deal more than protecting and beautifying those surfaces.
Yes, they're making their homes healthier as well as pleasanter places to live in. You see the wax seals the surface against dirt and moisture, dust and dirt do not adhere easily to a wax-polished area.
So regular waxing removes many of the sources of germs. And besides, it's so much easier to clean waxed floors, baseboards, and furniture. Especially in these times, let Johnson's taste, liquid, or cream wax help keep your home sanitary and beautiful.
About this time of the, quote, happy, unquote, eulgide season, every husband begins to get that cornered rat look about his eyes. But the squire of 79 West Provista looks even more desperate than that.
Something is definitely perturbing our hero. For further details, we join River McGee and Molly. I'm the dumbest short-sightedest dimwoodedest tumblebum, and a sensitive head of this feather brainer's drooped that ever didn't know enough to come in out of a tornado.
Well, just as you say... If my head was small enough to fit my brains, I'd be getting telegrams from Ripley. Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. I'd say Washington's home at Mount Vernon has got a beautiful big stupid.
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