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Old Timer On The Lam

Fibber McGee and Molly · October 27, 1942 · 29 min · 4,261 words

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The Johnson Wax program was Fiver McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing gloco to present Fiver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.

The show opens with Who Cares? So if things just didn't wear out, we wouldn't have the money little problems right now.

When your one and only electric toaster or vacuum cleaner goes out of commission now, it's a serious matter. It really pays to take extra good care of everything you have. Now the best way to do this is by using things properly and of course keeping them serviced and oiled and cleaned.

Many things you can protect simply by applying a coat of Johnson's wax. Your floors, furniture and woodwork for example are actually safeguarded against wear and against dirt with a tough coat of wax. Likewise your window sills, Venetian blinds, leather goods and enamel surfaces.

Most housekeepers know that the shield of wax also gives rich beauty to these surfaces and saves many hours of cleaning and housework. But today, when conservation is so important, the protection which Johnson's Wax offers is its number one contribution.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Well, as we visit Westville Vista tonight, we find our friends.

One shot there, shoney, one shot. Hey, what's your hurry? Who do you want to see? Mr. McGee and Mal, up there, kids. Mr. Old Timer, what on earth is the matter? Cleaning and canceling the air.

Hey, what is this anyway, Halloween? He got to hide me tight. They're after me. Well, I'll give you a hiding, all right? What's the idea beating our front door in the kiddling wood? You mean kiddling.

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