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Otis Cadwalader Is In Town

Fibber McGee and Molly · October 6, 1942 · 28 min · 4,250 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing Gloco present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn with music for the King's band and Billy Mail's orchestra.

The show opens with it's fun to be free. Why do you say it's my duty to conserve my things? Make my chairs and icebox and linoleum last longer.

I had a lady ask me that question last week. Maybe it's been your mine too. Well, the answer is simple. Making an icebox or a chair or a piece of linoleum takes materials and labor.

Servicing them takes labor, too. Now, is it more important for these materials and man hours to be used in making articles for your home, or planes and tanks and ships? Well, the answer is really simple.

That's why the government and businessmen both keep telling us, take better care of the things you have, make them last. And that's why I add, wax your things to make them last longer, to protect them against wear.

against where. There are over 100 uses for Johnson's wax in your home. Your floors, furniture, woodwork, your leather goods, enamels, surfaces, windowsills, lampshapes. Wax them for protection, for beauty, for labor saving, for genuine Johnson's waxbox.

Things at 79 Wispelvista have settled down to the usual. And here in the living room, Oh, excuse me. There's the phone for either Fibber McGee or Molly. Answer McGee, it's probably for you. You answer it's probably for you. I'm away ahead in this game and I think I can beat this guy.

What guy? Me. I'm playing solitaire. Now let me see. The red age can go that way. Oh dear. Seventy-nine whistle-vis to Molly McGee, speaking. Who? Well, heavenly days, older cat-wallets. Oh, this cat-walder. Why, that's what he do. What does he want?

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