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Scrap Drive

Fibber McGee and Molly · April 7, 1942 · 28 min · 4,140 words

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The Johnson Wax Program with Fibber McGee and Molly. Makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glo-coat present Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with songs by the Kingsman and music by Billy Mill's Orchestra.

The show opens with Great Day. The human nature to put things off. But what about that job of cleaning and polishing your car?

Have you bought your can of Johnson's car on you yet? Have you had the thrill of seeing a new car pop right up before your eyes as if you had rubbed a laddens lamp? Maybe that sounds a little exaggerated, but I know you're going in for a surprise the first time you use carne you.

It's so easy to use for one thing, because it cleans and polishes in one application, does two jobs at the same time. Carne you is a liquid, you massage it gently over the finish, and when it dries to a powder, you wipe it off.

And there stands your car with its almost forgotten showroom shine. Now if you want to protect that shine for a longer time and save on your car washings, you add a coat of wax. But first, do that double job of cleaning and polishing with Johnson's Car New.

Spell C-A-R-N-U. It's the easy labor-saving way to keep up the finish of your car. They say a well-groomed woman gives her dresses a hundred strokes with a hairbrush every night before retiring. And it must work too, because McGee's horse Lillian is simply radiating charm and beauty these days.

And here in the garage giving their handsome hayburner the brush off in a nice way, we find Faber McGee and Molly. Hey, my, doesn't her cold chine beautifully, McGee. Hey, daughter, I got a Charlie horse in my arm from Currie, in her.

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