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Fibber's Home Movie
Fibber McGee and Molly · February 17, 1942 · 30 min · 4,231 words
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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. Here's the Johnson Wax and Johnson Self-Polishing Blowcoat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with songs by the Kingsmen and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens with its high time. A disturbed period of our history have come a few great songs, one that I like especially from the last war is Keep the Homefires Burning.
It's more than a song, it's an expression of the deep significance of home that a man feels when he's away from it. And it points to the great daily service that women of our families give us, keeping the homes cheerful, clean, comfortable, livable.
That's a very important service, never more appreciated than now. Women who practice protective housekeeping with the regular use of Johnson's wax find their work easier and results more satisfactory. Housekeeping authorities recommend Johnson's wax, not only for protection, but also for the great beauty it gives to floors, furniture and woodwork, and to windowsills, shoes, luggage, Venetian
blinds, lampshades. You can give all these things a longer life of service with genuine Johnson's wax in face, liquid or cream wax form. But, now, the lady of the house at 79 West Provista is a pretty calm individual, taking the antics of her husband as minor phenomena in another wise, normal life.
But his maneuvers the past few days have even her a little perturbed. And here, one making faces at himself in a mirror, and the other watching him in wonder, we find Fibber McGee and Molly.
McGee, please stop making those faces. What on earth is the matter with you? I'm rehearsing. Rehearsing for what? Do they need an air raid warden for the monkey house of a zoo? No, no, I'm practicing to be a comedian.
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