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Fixit Mc Gee
Fibber McGee and Molly · December 30, 1941 · 51 min · 3,842 words
The transcript of “Fixit Mc Gee”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast December 30, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. So what's the matter with a man when he gets a glassy glint in his eye and his hands begin to twitch and he starts wearing his oldest clothes?
He's got fixitis. He's got to fix something. Any wife will recognize the symptoms in her husband, even unto Fiverr McGee and Molly. Dee, what are you doing now? I can't tell you Molly, you're going to be surprised though, and I don't want you to come into the dining room until I get through.
No snooping. McGee, I never snoop when you know it. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I flatter myself that I have less feminine curiosity than any woman I know. You sure flatter yourself. Hey, you know where the fliers are?
Yes, I do. Well, I wish you'd leave them alone. I can never find any of my things when I want them. Yes, sir. When you take my fliers, put them back for you, got them.
Yes, sir. Don't be so careless. Where are they? Sticking out of your hip pocket. Huh? Oh. Yeah, I thought those dining room chairs were getting a little uncomfortable. Say why do you have to work in the dining room?
You have a workbench and a tool chest all fixed up in the basement. Because, Mrs. McGee, you're using my workbench to stretch curtains on. You dumped out all my tools so you could use my tool chest to put preserves in.
And it's too hot working down there near that furnace and besides the light is better up here. What's the real reason? I saw a spider down there. So you won't tell me what you're fixing, huh?
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