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Christmas Presents

Fibber McGee and Molly · December 23, 1941 · 30 min · 4,421 words

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This is Chicago, WMAQ. The Johnson Wax Program with Fiver McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glow coach presents Fiver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with songs by Martha Tilton and the Kingsmen and music by Billy Mills.

The show opens with Love Is. One thing you can be sure of during these next few days, Today's friends and neighbors will be dropping in unexpectedly for visits to talk over holiday plans and parties.

Will your home always be ready for them? Floors gleaming with beauty, table tops and woodwork spotless? If you practice protective housekeeping with genuine Johnson's wax, it probably will be. Daily housework is reduced to a minimum when these surfaces are Johnson wax.

Rooms are quickly tidied up and properly waxed floors never really lose that richly polished look that good housekeeper is so much admire. When you wax your floors, furniture, and woodwork, you not only protect them against scratches, dirt, and wear. You not only save yourself hours of work, but you also win the compliments and praise of your family and friends for the

beauty that genuine Johnson's wax adds to your entire home. When you consider the low cost of those advantages, is it any wonder so many good housekeepers just couldn't keep house without this famous wax polish.

But don't be satisfied with anything but the original and genuine Johnson's wax in taste liquid or cream wax form. This is the time of year when a man who can't suppress his curiosity should be handcuffed and blindfolded.

For instance, the package came for the Maggies today, which is almost certainly a Christmas present and we invite you to an interesting discussion between River McGee and Molly. But Molly, look, we don't know it's a Christmas present.

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