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Grows A Mustache
Fibber McGee and Molly · December 2, 1941 · 29 min · 4,496 words
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The Johnson Wanks program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The jaunts and wanks and Johnson's self-publishing blowcoats present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, was songs by Martha Tilton and the King's Men and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens with Who Cares? You know the curious thing about this month of December. It's the one month when you really want your home to look at best, and yet you're busier than any other time of the year.
What's the answer to that problem? Genuine Johnson's Wax, the famous polish that makes floors, furniture, and woodwork gleam with rich beauty and saves you work in the bargain. Women who practice protective housekeeping with Johnson's Wax don't have to worry about things like the Christmas holidays.
Their homes are ready on short notice for entertaining and their floors can take all the extra punishment that vacationing children have in store for them. The self-protective coat of Johnson's Wax acts as a shield the shield guarding finishes against wear and making daily housework easier too.
More and more housekeepers are Johnson waxing their window sills, picture frames and leather articles in addition to floors furniture and woodwork. In fact there are 100 extra labor saving uses for genuine Johnson's wax which you can now buy in free form face liquid or the new cream wax.
Make a note now to buy some. Sometimes we wonder if moving pictures are a good influence on growing men. Or maybe our hero is just too impressionable. Anyway, ever since he saw Mr. Ronald Coleman a few nights ago, he has developed a British accent and started a mustache.
If you could call that pathetic little growth on his upper lip on the stash. For further details, we refer you to Fibber McGee and Molly. For goodness' sake, McGee, put that looking glass away and stop printing.
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