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Temporary Fire Commissioner

Fibber McGee and Molly · October 14, 1941 · 30 min · 3,980 words

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The Johnson Wax Pro-Bram was Faber McGee and Molly. The Johnson Wax and Johnson Self-Folishing Blowcoats present Faber McGee and Molly, present by Don Quinn, was donged by Martha Pilton and the King's Men, music by Billy Mills.

The show opens with its high time. Faber and Molly will be with us in just a minute. You know, we hear a lot about freedom and democracy these days.

It's true that we take a lot of our present liberty for granted. for granted. Take this free competitive system of business for instance. It has turned loose a great deal of inventive intelligence at which you and I get the benefit in greater everyday comfort and conveniences and more attractive living. For example, the makers of Johnson's

wax didn't stop when they had perfected the original Johnson's wax. The famous polish that's kept floors beautiful for over 50 years. No, indeed. They went right on developing other useful products. And easy to use polished for linoleum floors, Johnson's self-polishing and glocote, then an amazing auto polish car new that cleans and wax polishes in one application.

Then cream wax for furniture and woodwork, and just recently an extraordinary product in the paint field, and enamel that actually has wax mixed right in it and gives it a superbly beautiful finish that's easy to clean.

The name of this product is Johnson's Wax O'Namill, and dealers everywhere are now offering it in 19 stunning colors. Perhaps you'd like to ask your dealer about it. This is the time of year when maple leaves and football forecasters begin to turn yellow.

There's a nip in the air in which, for Vista, and our hero thinks a fire in the fireplace will be pretty sandy. So here, with papers and kindling and matches in a bucket of kerosene and not enough accident insurance, we find that unintentional arsonist and his watchful wife, Fiver McGee and Molly.

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