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Amusement Park

Fibber McGee and Molly · June 17, 1941 · 28 min · 4,294 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-publishing blow coat present Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Fibber and Molly dedicate this program to Billy Mills, who tonight opens his 10,000th broadcast with Let's Break the Ice.

You know, it's a strange thing to me how long it has taken most of us to realize beauty of a fine wood surface. It isn't very long ago since it was the style to have table-cloths or runners and doilies all over the dining-room table and the buffet. Pieces of brocade or needle-point or old shawls over the desk and occasional tables and piano. I may have the

names all wrong, but you know what I mean. The whole room seemed cluttered up, and beautiful wood-surfaces hung their heads in shame. But how refreshing it is now to walk into a home where the table tops are richly polished, with Johnson's wax, of course, to make beautiful settings for old China, glass, candlesticks, and flowers.

You women know that these accessories add just as much to the finish of your home, as cost you accessories to your own appearance. Look around your living room and dining room and see if you've made the most of your table tops and other wood surfaces.

The first thing to do is to protect and beautify them with faced or liquid Johnson's wax, the The same wax that has been protecting floors and making housework easier for over 50 years. Is there a man with souls so dead who never to himself have said, Gee, I'd like to ride on a roller coaster.

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