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Quarrel Over Ladder

Fibber McGee and Molly · May 27, 1941 · 55 min · 3,983 words

The transcript of “Quarrel Over Ladder”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast May 27, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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and its colors are bright and fresh. Wouldn't it be nice if you could always keep them that way? Well, you can very easily simply by buying a can of Johnson's self-ponaging blowcoat. Blowcoat will not only keep the colors bright and new looking, but it will also make the linoleum last years longer than floor covering that is continually scrubbed

with soap and water. Too much scrubbing softens and cracks the surface. Blowcoat protects the surface. And besides this protection, blowcoat is a wonderful labor saver. In the first place it requires no rubbing or buffing.

It's self-polishing. Just apply and let dry, and in 20 minutes you have a sparkling beautiful floor. In the second place, it's easy to keep a glow-coated floor spotless. Spot sustains wipe up quickly with a damp cloth.

You can use glow coat on your other floors too, painted in varnished wood, rubber, and asphalt tile. You'll find it everywhere, that attractive red and yellow can of Johnson's self-polishing glowcoat. What is so rare is a day in spring in Westphyl Vista.

With Mrs. McGee sitting reading on the porch, her husband picking weeds out of the lawn, and his on and off pal gilder sleeve fixing window screens next door. We can't think of anything. But that's how it is today with Fibber McGee and Molly.

Hey Molly, I got an ocean to go fishing, I just found a worm. Well keep scratching around here, maybe you'll find a horseshoe and we can go horseback riding. Hey, how many dandelion greens you gotta have to make dandelion wine?

Well, you weren't even a geeky, you won't have enough by September to get a kookalacha cockeye. You piked down, Gildersleeve. I was talking to my wife. Well, I thought I'd take over your conversation for a while.

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