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Is Drafted
Fibber McGee and Molly · March 18, 1941 · 29 min · 3,788 words
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The Johnson Wax Program with Biver McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glow coats present Biver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.
The show opens with so sweet. Good morning, Mrs. Murphy. Here's your groceries. Oh, please don't walk across my kitchen floor.
Can't you see I just scrubbed it and it's so hard to keep clean. Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Murphy. Why don't you let me bring you a can of Johnson's self-polishing glowcoat next time I come?
That's what all your neighbors use on their kitchen floors. That's what more and more women use on their linoleum floors every year, because glowcoat saves in three ways, saves hours of work, saves your hands and your back from tires and scrubbing, saves linoleum by making it last much longer.
Glowcoat is self-polishing, it shines as it dries without any rubbing or buffing. Just apply and let dry, and in 20 minutes your floors are protected with a beautiful long-lasting polish, and Glowcoat makes your kitchen a more cheerful room by keeping linoleum colors bright and fresh-looking.
All in all, that's a lot of good things for one product to accomplish. Order Johnson's self-foulishing Glowcoat, come on. At this moment, two people at 79 Wishful Vista are looking forward to a period of breathless adventure, thrilling romance, baffling mystery, and beautiful glamorous surroundings.
Yes, in a few moments all this will be theirs, because this is the day when the mailman brings the new detective story and fashion magazines to Biver McGee and Molly. I wish that mailman had hurry up. I left Hancock Harper, the ace detective in an awful jam last month.
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