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gets a $100.00 bill

Fibber McGee and Molly · January 7, 1941 · 28 min · 3,905 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-policing glucose present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quins, with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra.

The show opens with My Minds on You. We are again with that old problem how to remember to write 1941 instead of 1940 on the top of our letters.

May I suggest an easy way to solve that problem? Get out your pencil and paper and write this sentence ten times. This is 1941, and I am going to use Johnson's self-policing blowcoat on my linoleum floors this year. If you keep that resolution you'll be doing yourself a great favor because blowcoat not only saves time and

work but it saves you. Saves your hands and your back by doing away with tiresome floor scrubbing. Glowcoat also saves your linoleum because it makes it last much longer. It keeps it fresh and you look it.

Glocote needs no rubbing or buffing. That's why it's called self-policing. Simply apply and let's dry. And in 20 minutes, your linoleum floor is something to be proud of. If you're not already using Johnson's self-policing glucose, don't put off triangles.

So now that the McGays have re-financed all their last years' bills, all they have to worry about is 1941, or in other words, from now on. And here at the 14th National Bank at 14th the Note, which polishes, drawing a hundred dollars for current expenses we find guess who that's my here you are here give it a hundred dollars please how do you want it what's the

nominee never mind that you go to your church and we'll go down you just give it to us in cash yes madam but what size bill hey look but for once in my life I want to feel processed give me a crisp crackly a hundred dollars bill will you Don't you need some small chains here?

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