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Finds Watch

Fibber McGee and Molly · December 31, 1940 · 29 min · 4,291 words

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The Johnson Wagg program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Waggs and Johnson's self-poloting flowcoats is and Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quim, with music by the King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra, to show opens with, there's a great day coming, manana.

Magic in the very sound of the name New Year's Eve. I wish I could see into the homes of our many listener friends tonight.

In my mind, I can picture gay, lighted room, lighted room, friends laughing merrily, music and dancing. I can see floors that are gleaming with a beautiful wax polish that say to all the world as a good housekeeper in this home.

I can see table tops, richly polished with genuine Johnson's wax. Windows bills would work and many other objects both connected and beautified with their famous 50-year-old wax polish. And it makes me feel very glad to see these beautiful Johnson's wax surfaces because I know how much work will be saved every month during 1941.

We go to wax floors, furniture, and woodwork are so much easier to keep clean. So here's to 1941. May it be a gleaming, happy, prosperous year for you. At this time of year, the Chinese have a wonderful custom.

They pay up all their debts before the old year end. Our two residents of 79 Westphobita aren't Chinese, but they've adopted this old, oriental custom. And here, just as they settle up for the last of their bills, we find Fibramagi and Molly.

All in the clear, Molly, but... Ah, do you know more bills hanging over? Now, the thing along folks, except this one. When you sign this paper, your debts are refinanced for another year. There you are, bud.

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