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The Radio Phonograph

Fibber McGee and Molly · December 24, 1940 · 29 min · 3,671 words

The transcript of “The Radio Phonograph”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast December 24, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Johnson Wack program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The majors of Johnson's Wack and Johnson's self-mollishing glucose present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mill Talkerster. The show opens with Keep an Eye on Your Heart.

Your kitchen floor is going to have one of its hardest days. Does that worry you? Well, not if the Elinolia is protected with Johnson's self-pollishing glucose.

Then, no matter how many teeth go scuffing and scraping across the floor, the linoleum itself is safe, unharmed. Also, if you should fill anything on the floor, a damp cloth quickly wipes it up. Not only that, but linoleum that is kept shining with glowcoat is as bright and colorful as the day it was first put down.

And everybody knows that it's easier to work in a cheerful kitchen than in a dull one. Johnson's glowcoat, as you know, is self-pallaging, which means it needs no rubbing or buffing. practically no work from you well it's a wonderful feeling to have your christmas shopping all done and wrapped and sent out and cards all mailed so you can sit down and relax by an open fire

uh... it's wonderful and here at seventy nine with the vista settling down to wallow in that wonderful feeling We find Weber-McGee and Molly. Ah boy, ain't this a picture. Snow softly falling and candle in the window, fire in the fireplace.

Yeah, and no wood in the back. You better go out and get a couple of more logs, Diri. Ah, let it go. We'll be going to bed pretty quick. You don't let the fire go out?

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