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Five Tons Of Coal

Fibber McGee and Molly · December 3, 1940 · 28 min · 3,772 words

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The Johnson Wax program. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing blow coat present Pippa McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with Liza.

If you often notice how important floors are in the appearance of a home, it is a fact that mellow, gleaming waxed floors bring out the beauty of everything in the room, adding a rich charm that you can acquire in no other way.

Through Out America there are countless floors that have been made more beautiful every year. more beautiful every year with genuine Johnson's wax. Every application of this famous floor wax gives increased protection and beauty. Johnson's wax gets down into the pores of the wood, seals out dirt, protects the finish against scuffing feet and sharp heels and does away forever with tiresome floor scrubbing.

There are more than 100 labor-saving uses for Johnson's wax in your home. It protects and beautifies furniture and woodwork. Window sills, parchment lampshades, and leather goods. You'll find these extra uses listed on the familiar red and yellow package of genuine Johnson's wax. You can buy this wax in either the paste or liquid form or in the cream wax, specially formulated for furniture and woodwork.

Try some tomorrow. National Apple Week has come and gone. Those national doughnut week. Do you know what this is? This is National Gee Whiz Week positively. Gotta make out that Christmas shopping list today for sure week.

And here at 79 West for Vista, pens in hand, wrinkles in brow, and no ideas in mind. We find Sabra McGee and Molly. Oh, for goodness sakes McGee, things. You're not being any help at all on this Christmas list.

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