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Uncle Dennis Visits
Fibber McGee and Molly · November 26, 1940 · 29 min · 3,664 words
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The Johnson Wax program. The makers of Johnson Wax and Johnson's self-polishing blowcoat present Biver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with Don't Hold Everything.
Next time you go shopping, stop a moment just before you're ready to pay your bill and ask yourself, haven't I forgotten anything? Isn't there something that comes in a red and yellow package that I was going to buy?
Oh yes, Johnson's self-polishing blowcoat. That's better. It would really be too bad not to have glowcoat in the house. Imagine going back to the tiresome back, breaking job of floor scrubbing. Makes you tired to think of it, doesn't it?
Seriously, it would be bad for you and bad for your linoleum. Because continual scrubbing ruins linoleum. Glowcoat, on the other hand, for text linoleum. Protect it against scratches, wear and dirt. Protect it with a hard, beautiful polish that keeps the colors fresh and bright.
Johnson's Glocode is called self-polishing because it needs no rubbing or bumping. Just apply and let's dry. If you aren't already a Glocode user, try just once, won't you? If you remember, last week, Vibber and Molly took the train down to visit Uncle Dennis.
Only to find the Uncle Dennis had taken the train up to see them. Oh, you don't remember that? Well, then, it's a good thing I told you because here, Just opening the front door of 79 W for Vista after a week away from home.
We find Weber McGee and Mullis. Look at this living room. Heavenly Dave, what's been going on in here? Boy, what a mess. Cigar butts, poker chips, empty glasses, dirty dishes, cold bucket tipped over. And a half a sandwich here. Look, hey, do you suppose there's been a tramp in here?
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