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Visiting Uncle Dennis

Fibber McGee and Molly · November 19, 1940 · 28 min · 3,539 words

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The Johnson Wax program. The makers of Johnson Wax, Johnson's self-polishing glucose present, Biver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quince, with music by the King's man and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with, why?

MUSIC Let me ask you this question. If you're having guests for Thanksgiving, what two things should you do now so you'll be ready to entertain them? Well, of course, one who's to order a tender young turkey with all the fixings.

That's just about essential. But there's something else that's important too, especially if you want your friends to carry away a flattering impression of your home. See that your table tops, sideboard and chairs, and of course your floors, are gleaming with a rich protective coat of genuine Johnson's wax.

Your silver and fine china will look their very best on a wax polished surface. And what's more, the tough film of Johnson's wax will protect the finish. It is this double-duty beauty and protection that makes Johnson's wax indispensable to the careful housekeeper.

floors take on new beauty with every waxing and they're the easiest of all floors to maintain besides floors there are more than one hundred extra uses for genuine johnson swag and by the way you can buy this famous wax in either the familiar place or liquid form or in the new cream wax especially formulated for furniture and woodwork

brian some well there's nothing more aggravating than to know that your husband knows something that you don't I'm here at 79 whistle vista, one with a secret and one with a consuming curiosity.

We find Fiverr McGee and Molly. Oh, come on McGee. What is it? I won't tell. Now listen, stop playing hard to get. Oh, okay here. It's a letter from your uncle Dennis. And when you see him, tell him I ain't in the National Guard and I never have been.

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