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Gives Up Cigars
Fibber McGee and Molly · October 8, 1940 · 29 min · 3,825 words
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The Johnson Wax Program. The makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's self-polishing glow coat, presents Cybromagie and Molly, incident 257, written by Don Quinn. With the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra, the show opens with, there's a great day coming manana.
Oh, what is the most inexpensive way to make your home more beautiful? It's by the regular use of genuine Johnson's Wax on your floors, furniture and woodwork.
work. Every application of this world-famous wax polish adds mellow rich beauty and every application also adds greater protection and makes house cleaning easier. In fact I don't know of any product that you can buy that offers more advantages. Flaws that are wax protected with genuine Johnson's wax take on a soft, satiny, luster and gleam that sets off all your furnishing. The
hard film of Johnson's wax protects floors against stuffing feet and scraping heels, just as whisked away in a jiffy. And there are 100 extra uses for Johnson's wax. For windowsill, lampshade, picture frame, furniture, leather goods. It's just good housekeeping to have a can of Johnson's paste or liquid wax, always on hand.
Fiverr doesn't feel very well. What's the best thing to do when you don't feel very well? Go to a doctor. So, here in the doctor's office, where our hero is being examined for this and that, and sinus. We find Weber, McGee and Molly.
And I'll just come in a doc before you start this examination. What's this going to cost me? Take off your shirt. Haven't any days. That's keeping up. No, no, no, no. I want the shirt off so I can examine it properly.
As for my fee, Mr. McGee, well, it depends on circumstances. My circumstances are yours. Oh, come, come, come, come, come, come. Off with the shirt. with the shirt. Okay, bud. That's it. Now then, it won't have been your symptom.
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