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Returning From Vacation

Fibber McGee and Molly · October 1, 1940 · 28 min · 4,076 words

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The Johnson Wax program. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-pallaging blowcoats present Sliver McGee and Molly. Incident number 256, written by Don Quintz. With music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with Get the Moon Out of Your Eyes.

It's hard to realize that we're already into the month of October, the 10th month of the year. It's a glorious month full of wonderful colors. and a good month to talk about how to care for your linoleum floors.

How can you keep the colors of your linoleum brightens partly? How can you make the linoleum itself last longer? Well, here's how, with Johnson self-polishing glowcoat, used with great satisfaction in many thousands of homes from Montreal to Mexico.

Ever since glowcoat was introduced a few years ago, its popularity has increased steadily. It makes floors gleam with beauty, gives a long-lasting polish that's easy to maintain. From text, the gnolium and other floor surfaces against the wear.

Does all these things at low cost and with practically no work. Blowcoat is self-pology. It takes no rubbing or buffing. Simply apply and let dry. And in 20 minutes your floor is like new. Be sure Johnson's Blowcoat is on your next shopping list.

Maybe it's the old Johnson Wax feeling for snappy appearances. Or maybe it's just years of perfect radio timing. timing. Or again maybe just a coincidence. But just as we open their show tonight, who should be driving up in front of 79 Whistful Vista home from their vacation but February McGay and Molly. Gotta get them brakes fixed. Home again. Well help me unload these bags

and stuff Molly. Alright Diddy. But what on earth is this in the greasy paper bag? Oh, that's the rest of that T-bone steak I had at that roadhouse this news. I couldn't finish So I have runged home for the dog.

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