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Spaghetti Dinner
Fibber McGee and Molly · June 4, 1940 · 30 min · 4,222 words
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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. Johnson's wax and Johnson's self-following blowcoats present Marion and Jim Jordan as Fiverr McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with Don't Hold Everything.
He doubles in his life, but now he voluntarily adds the troubles of a host. He's giving us spaghetti dinner for a few male friends tonight, which he's going to prepare himself.
And here at the corner of Delicatessen laying in supplies for the evening, we find sliver McGee and Molly. Have you got everything, dearie? Well, let me see. I've got tomatoes, sugar, chocolate bars, vinegar, ginger snaps, celery knollos, cheese, two pounds of garlic.
Can you think of anything I ain't got, Molly? I can't even think of what you have, God, without shuddering. How about you, sis? You give me everything on that list? No, certainly. But you're giving us spaghetti dinner, ain't it?
Yes, it ain't. I mean, yes, I am. Well, in that case, an excuse of presumption, please. But maybe you need some spaghetti. Go! Spaghetti! I knew there was something else I needed. Give me about five bucks worth of spaghetti, sis.
And slightly. It's ten cents a pound. That's fifty pounds spaghetti. Don't forget him. Oh. Why don't you make it a hundred pounds, McGee? It's always good warmed up. Ah, I hate leftovers. Ah, let me see.
If I put... Excuse me, folks. Say Mrs. Goldfarb. Yes. I'm from the wholesale house. Here's a bill for that last order of cheese. Oh, yes. I'll take care of it as soon as I hear from the FHA.
Okay, thanks. Well, what's the FHA got to do with paying for your cheese, Mrs. Goldfarb? It's cottage cheese. Oh. Is that all, Mr. McGee, please? Yeah, I guess that's all. This is incidentally house business.
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