Missing Uncle

Mother, why does Daddy insist on instant sankour coffee? Your father says instant sankour is 100% pure coffee, and the only instant coffee that lets him sleep. And your father knows best. Yes, it's Father Knows Best. Transcribed by Hollywood starring Robert Young's father, a half hour visit with your neighbor's the Amazon.

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You wouldn't think an old straw suitcase full of dolls and tall clothes could upset a whole house, would you? Well, that's exactly what happened at the White Frame House on Maple Street the other day.

The suitcase belonged to little Patty Davis, who left it in the Anderson Yard, and Kathy brought it in the house for safekeeping. She set it in the hall, and made her usual check-in call. But Margaret was next door borrowing some gloves for a party she and Jim were to attend that evening.

So Kathy repaired to the kitchen for Operation Peanut Butter Sandwich. Betty was the next to arrive home from school. And as she stood there, contemplating the suitcase, Young Bud entered the house in his usual delicate fashion.

Creepers save the pieces. Oh, hi Betty. Hey, who's suitcase? Who's here? I don't know, I just got home myself. Hey Mom, who's here? Shh, don't let them hear you. Why not? Whoever's here already knows it.