The Missing Wedding Ring

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But then, if one is to consider certain events which occurred recently at the White Frame House on Maple Street, one must admit that a wedding ring is capable of stirring up a few domestic problems, especially if the ring has a loose stone.

The aforementioned chain of events had its beginning in the Anderson kitchen a few evenings ago when Margaret, maternal head of the Anderson family, was washing dishes with reluctant help from daughter Betty. Actually, mother, I shouldn't even be doing dishes tonight. It's Kathy's turn.

Well, a little extra dish wiping isn't going to kill you. And besides, now that I think about it, Kathy did the last night, didn't she? Yes, but she's supposed to be on every night this week.

She is. Certainly, I've traded her my next six desserts for three turns at doing dishes. Well, you'll just have to take back two desserts because I sent Kathy upstairs to take a bath. I wanted to get to bed early for change.

I don't want the desserts back, I'm trying to reduce. Ralph says that a girl to look attractive should be willowy. Well as far as Ralph and his opinions are concerned. Hi Mommy, look at me.