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Aunt Ethel

Father Knows Best · June 5, 1952 · 29 min · 4,148 words

The transcript of “Aunt Ethel”, an episode of Father Knows Best first broadcast June 5, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Father Knows Best plays Father Knows Best free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now listen to Father Knows Best transcribe starring Robert Young as Father! Welcome to Springfield and another half-hour visit with the folks in the White Frame House on Maple Street.

Sit back and enjoy life with the Anderson's, Kathy, Bud, Betty, Margaret and Jim as the head of this typical American household again sets out to prove that Father Knows Best. creditors declared Benjamin Franklin have better memories than debtors, and creditors are a superstitious set great observers have set days and times. Jim Anderson is at this moment experiencing confirmation

of Franklin's theory as he sits at the desk in the dam of the White Frame House on Maple Street and checks through the mail, consisting mainly of those never ending, always punctual bills like this.

Milk Bill 2475. Margaret isn't this a pretty big milk bill? Well that bill includes butter too. Oh no wonder. All right guys, another bill from the cleaners. Seems like I just paid the last one a couple of days ago.

Mommy! $13. Are we carrying neatness a little too far? About the only thing we've been sending out to the cleaners lately is your suits. Oh. Well, a man has to look decent at work. Mommy, look, I got my old clothes box just about filled.

Can you help me find something else to go in it? Well, let me think, Catherine. What's this about an old clothes box? It's for our Sunday school class. We're having a drive. Couldn't help some people that need clothes.

Could you get our name on that list? Yeah, the eye didn't say you could have this dress. I still wear it. If you don't mind, kitten, I'd like my sports shirt back. I'd like to wear it at least twice before you give it away.

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