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Emancipation

Father Knows Best · January 31, 1952 · 29 min · 4,803 words

The transcript of “Emancipation”, an episode of Father Knows Best first broadcast January 31, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Father Knows Best plays Father Knows Best free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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At this time we wish to send out a call to the SPCFA, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fathers in America. Come to a certain white frame house on Maple Street, bring full emergency equipment including large doses of sympathy.

a man named Jim Anderson. He's entering the house at this moment. Happy, eager, unsuspecting. Like this. Margaret! Where have you been, dear? You slipped out after dinner. I had some business to talk over with Ed Davis. Margaret, listen to this. What do you say? You and I... Mother, where have you been? The next door at the Davis is. Margaret... Father, you simply have

to help me with these candles. Candles? Hi, Ed. But I was... Your father was talking He was talking to me. I was talking to your mother. Do you mind if I knew you were home daddy?

I heard your voice. That's more than I've been able to do Daddy if a farmer planted six rows of potatoes and five rows of corn farmer dad if you feed 110 votes into a Transformer what transformer I was here first. I was here first. I have news for all of you I was here for your mother and I and I was about to ask her something.

May I continue? Is it something important here? Of course it's important. I had a great idea. Let you and I go bowling tonight. Bowling? Bowling. Bowling? Bowling? I must be standing on Echo Point. I don't mind your kids listening while I talk to your mother, but...

Jim, it's sweet of you to think of it, but it's been so long since... And an Ethel Davis went bowling a couple of nights ago and they had the time of their lives. Why don't we go?

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