The Tie

Mother, is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, its father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Andresons, brought to you by Maxwell House, the coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people

than any other brand of coffee at any price. Maxwell House, always good to the last drop. Ancient Greek philosopher named Analemus once gave out with the following, which we quote, There's nothing gives you a lift like a gift.

There's nothing cures a rift like a gift, and duchess or peasant. You can make her more pleasant with a present. Cute, huh? On the other hand, the ancient projans had a warning which said, Beware the Greeks bearing gifts.

Makes it sort of confusing, doesn't it? And if that isn't confusing enough, a half hour spent with Jim Anderson and his family will get you as mixed up as a restless torso, only more so. Like this.

Margaret! Honey, I'm home! Mom's out there. Oh, hello bud, where'd she go? I don't know, I think she went to a PTA meeting or something. That's nice, where are the girls? No, they're around someplace. Say, Dad.

We're up, Daddy! Hello, kitten. Bob! Thank you, Betty. She's gonna open it as soon as she gets home. Oh fine. Say Dad, you know what I did today? I cleaned out the garage. No. I sure did.

And you know what else I did? I burned all the waste paper and I carried out the cans. Alright bud. Where is it? What? Where's the sale? What sale? On gasoline scooters. I didn't say there was a sale.