A Missing Salesman

Mother is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world? Well your father says so and your father knows best. Yes, it's Father Knows Best transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young his father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Andesans, brought to you by Maxwell House.

The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Maxwell House always good to the last drop. The Spring with all its splendor all its birds and all its pluses all its flowers and leaves and grasses and its sulfur and molasses Of course, that's taking slight liberties with mr. Longfellow and hea-watha, but I'm sure you get the general idea

It's that lazy easy going time of year when it feels good just to sit around and well sit Anyway, that's the way it is in Springfield, in a certain white frame house occupied by the end of the sun.

Like this. Betty. Betty! Did you say something, Mother? What on earth are you doing? I'm washing the dishes. I know, but you've washed the same dish four times. Now stop daydreaming, or you'll never get finished.

Yes, Mother. Boy, like you said, I was just... what you doing? I'm taking down the kitchen curtains. What floor so I can wash them? Why? Kathy, isn't there something else you have to do somewhere?

I don't think so. Well, how about drying the dishes? Maybe there is something I have to do. You'll find a dry towel behind the kitchen door. Start on these, Frog Face. Okay. Mommy, doesn't Daddy feel well?

Of course he feels well. Well, then why is he sitting in the Dan? Who, dear? Daddy! He isn't angel. He and butter out in the backyard. In the Dan? Uh-huh. He and Bud. They're just sitting there.